I'm really bored, and I got my first flame today. Time to embarrass somebody by pointing out their flaws (and embarrass myself for being so childish as to feel the need to point out their flaws to make myself feel better).


DISCLAIMER: Emmilene J. Rosalina is not to be held accountable for the desire to gouge out your eyes after reading the poor English contained in this review.

Honesty <Anonymous>

I have read this story and even throught I have no account do I feel that I have the right to comment this story honesty. And if you're a good person will you read this to the end and respect my opinion.

The fist thing, this is a story not a blog, stop writting things about yourself all the time, if we do want to know about your life will we ask but you don't need to use it to fill out the pages.
The story is awful, it worse than Star Wars, because you know the reason they continued to make Star Wars movies? To earn money. And you, you try to get review throught writting pitty things about yourself, like you hurt your hand. If your hand is hurting, simply don't write, take a break or something. YSince forced work always is bad. Speaking of your work, it's very unplotish! The summary have nothing to do what happen now, Romano and Spain is so OC and you don't need to translate everything.
Like the word ' prat ' most of us do know what it means and if you do 'translate' it, do translate it right! Go and search Prat on wiki or something and you will see what it's orgins.

That all I have to say.

I hope you can understand that I understand and respect Honesty's opinion about my story; I just wish she could have been a little less... hateful about it. And maybe not abused the English language in her quest to verbally abuse me.

Ahem. Let's begin.

Point 1: Story is Awful

Why, thank you. I didn't know that. I'm not even fifteen yet, I'm writing fanfiction for God's sake, not a novel; and if you don't like it, don't read it.

Point 2: Story is not a Blog

No, I probably shouldn't fill out pages of bloggish author's notes. But it's something I do, and; I don't know, maybe some people enjoy knowing why their Spain x Romano fix was delayed. Yes, I like pity; who doesn't? It's stupid and I know that, but if you don't like it, yet again, stop reading it. You can skip to the story because the author's notes are in bold. But since you hate the story so much, just read something else. Honestly (which is how you're SUPPOSED to spell it, FYI).

Point 3: Review Whore

I admit to being a review whore. Reviews are nice, though I'd like them for my story and not for my injuries, to be honest.

Point 4: Forced Work is Bad

HAHAHA you should see what I write when I'm not forced to write.

Forced Work
ex.) Johnny skipped happily through the field of butterflies, a smile that could melt butter adorning his freckled cheeks.

Spare Time Work
ex.) Johnny went through the field.

Point 5: Unplottish

Is that a word? The story isn't meant to be 'lottish'. It's FANFICTION! It's a fix for those people who want to read Spain x Romano and can't freaking FIND any! Like a nicotine patch or cotton candy. God. No escribo una novela, ama.

Point 6: Translating Everything

I just happen to know that only half of my readers speak fluent English. Of those that do not, half of them don't speak languages spoken in the fic. For example, I have people reading from Japan and China. Do you expect them to know Italian and Spanish? You do? What about Hungarian? Swedish? Finnish?

Seriously.

(And I did look up 'rat' before I posted, you ninny. Maybe you expect the Swedish readers to know what that means, too? It's harder to find a definition than you think. Wikipedia? Really? Glad I don't have to read your research papers.)

(Yes, I have Swedish readers, and Swedish reviewers. Like, they speak Swedish natively. At least three of them. So STFU.)

Point 7: OOC

This is probably the most hurtful comment in the review. I try, okay? There's not much somebody can do when they can't find the comics. All I have to go by are tiny strip comics, the anime, and other peoples' fanfiction. I think I've pointed out multiple times in my unnecessary authors' notes that I'm not a connoisseur of all things Hetalia. I know what I know, and that's it.

Point 8: Summary Has NOTHING to Do With What's Happening Now

Hmmmmm... could it be? OH NO, I forgot, I don't have plot. Maybe it's a plot device that I haven't put into the mix yet? Oh, right. No plot for me. Perhaps I should post more pointless fluff to piss you off.



.....and that's all I have to say. I'm very immature, and this makes it seem like I don't respect her opinion... which I probably don't. But I tried.

I can't really respect somebody who goes around making false, prejudiced accusations. Like myself. I don't respect myself. So don't say that I'm a hypocrite, I know I am.